I realize that though John Hodgman ruled in my favor and Nick may consider this some kind of victory, I have made inroads toward bearddom. That is, I haven’t shaved for a week or so.

As there is no one around to make out with who might protest, I see no reason to try this out, at least experimentally.

Since I can’t figure out how to force WordPress to gracefully clear a float, I need to add a bunch of extra words so the text doesn’t wrap funny.

And some more words.

Hopefully this is enough.

Nope, it wasn’t.

Oooh, gotta shave that neck stubble.

Geez.